Introducing the Walk-O-Long. Because if you’re going to put your kid in a harness, don’t you want one that’s “uniquely designed to help minimize adult back strain while walking with your child?” Harness (“Press Release of the Day” is a semi-regular feature on Elevated Voices, showcasing actual, but really stupid press releases received at 5280.)

Daniel Brogan
Daniel Brogan
Daniel Brogan is the founder, CEO, and Editor-in-Chief of 5280 Publishing, Inc.