The winner for best headline of 2006, by far, goes to 9News.com:
Man in blue sought for sex assault
Police are looking for a man who sexually assaulted a woman after being invited into her home.
Thirty-two-year-old Steven Rodriguez is accused of assaulting a 19-year-old acquaintance.
The attack happened in the woman’s home on the 6900 block of East 75th in Commerce City on Saturday Jan. 21.
Rodriguez is 5 feet 11 inches tall and weighs about 240 pounds. He has a goatee and long hair, which he usually wears in a ponytail. The victim told police Rodriguez always wears blue clothes and a black three-quarters length leather jacket.
No, really — that was the headline. Man in blue sought for sex assault
In other news, a guy in orange is wanted for robbery, and a man in yellow is under investigation for a hit and run accident. It sounds like we’re looking for the Teletubbies.
I wonder if the police are getting any good tips…
Uh, yeah, I saw a guy in blue outside my office.
I rode the bus with a man wearing blue.
I think I saw a guy wearing blue in McDonald’s, but it could have been aquamarine.
If I were the Cookie Monster…let’s just say I wouldn’t come out of my house today.