The winner for best headline of 2006, by far, goes to 9News.com:

Man in blue sought for sex assault

Police are looking for a man who sexually assaulted a woman after being invited into her home.

Thirty-two-year-old Steven Rodriguez is accused of assaulting a 19-year-old acquaintance.

The attack happened in the woman’s home on the 6900 block of East 75th in Commerce City on Saturday Jan. 21.

Rodriguez is 5 feet 11 inches tall and weighs about 240 pounds. He has a goatee and long hair, which he usually wears in a ponytail. The victim told police Rodriguez always wears blue clothes and a black three-quarters length leather jacket.

No, really — that was the headline. Man in blue sought for sex assault

In other news, a guy in orange is wanted for robbery, and a man in yellow is under investigation for a hit and run accident. It sounds like we’re looking for the Teletubbies.

I wonder if the police are getting any good tips…

Uh, yeah, I saw a guy in blue outside my office.

I rode the bus with a man wearing blue.

I think I saw a guy wearing blue in McDonald’s, but it could have been aquamarine.

If I were the Cookie Monster…let’s just say I wouldn’t come out of my house today.