President Bush will be here Wednesday to attend a fundraiser at the Inverness Hotel and Conference Center for Republican gubernatorial candidate Bob Beauprez. The cost of attending? $1,000 a plate.

But, you can attend a protest lunch for $1 Be The Change is sponsoring the event which will be along Inverness Drive West.

Their menu?

The Bush Bull Cover-up
a delicious beef wrap with your choice of chips and drink

The Tancredo Turkey Cover-up
a turkey wrap with choice of chips and drink
(Unlike it’s name-sake, this will be fresh and good for you)

The Plame (Plain) Cover-up
a veggie wrap from a secret CIA recipe
(before being outed by the Bush administration)

The Beauprez Waffle
(you can never be sure what you are getting)