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He’s Not a Poet

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Jared Polis, the dot-com millionaire running for Congress, undoubtedly has many skills. “Poet,” however, is not among them. The following just arrived in a holiday-themed fund-raising email:

Ending the war in Iraq,
Keeping the country on track
Universal healthcare for all
Taking our country out of stall
Improving our public schools
Equipping all children with tools
Turning red, white, and blue to green
Protecting our forests, our mountains, our streams
A small donation to my campaign,
Allows hope and opportunity to remain.

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Daniel Brogan, President & Editor-In-Chief

Daniel Brogan is the founder, president, and editor-in-chief of 5280 Publishing, Inc.

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