Forget that former Denver Broncos Pro Bowl linebacker Bill Romanowski wanted to be the team’s new coach. Josh McDaniels got the job. Cool. And please don’t recall the steroid scandal that cast a cloud over Romanowski’s playing days as you consider his next-best proposal, which sounds kinda drug-dealer-like but is really totally wholesome: Romo envisions a “protein bar” in the corner of the Broncos’ locker room, where he’d distribute vitamins and supplements customized to fit each player’s workouts, according to the Rocky Mountain News.

When Romanowski gets the chance to meet McDaniels, he’s going to pitch the idea of heading up the team’s health and well-being brigade.