Full disclosure: Two years ago, when I was a reporter in Colorado Springs, I met Ted Haggard at New Life Church, and (you heard it here first) he offered me “drugs” before laughing and saying they were his vitamins and prescription drugs.

Then, when Haggard’s sex-and-drugs scandal broke, I met Mike Jones in his apartment. And now–thanks to Michael Signorile, who had the wherewithal to video “Where Mike Jones and Ted Haggard Did It“–you can see what I’ve been describing to friends over beers ever since: Jones’ Capitol Hill apartment.

Meanwhile, Dan Savage, the modern alt-media sage known as Savage Love, reports for the Slog that Jones is ready to part with one of his “most cherished possessions” on eBay: a painting in which he’s holding his man parts.