Press Release of the Day

September 22 2005, 12:17 PM

Introducing the Walk-O-Long. Because if you're going to put your kid in a harness, don't you want one that's "uniquely designed to help minimize adult back strain while walking with your child?" Harness("Press Release of the Day" is a semi-regular feature on Elevated Voices, showcasing actual, but really stupid press releases received at 5280.)