The poet Dante wrote of nine circles of hell in his classic "Inferno," where each descending circle was worse than the last. Were he alive today to provide an updated version of hell, surely there would be a special place for whoever perpetrated this crime:

Parents in the South Jeffco Sports Association are demanding answers after someone stole more than $100,000 from the youth league. The Jefferson County Sheriff's Office is investigating. The league includes four sports and serves about 4,000 athletes. No suspects have been identified, but members of the association said they believe the theft was an inside job and that one of their own embezzled the money.

Were there no babies nearby to take candy from?