The other night I got an email from my dear friend and Denver native Andrew Corsello. Attached were two YouTube videos: "A Lenten Reflection by CORSELLO Pt. 1" and "A Lenten Reflection by CORSELLO Pt. 2." He provided no context. Hours later, when I asked him why he had produced these videos---Why?---he explained that he had "produced" them "out of my ass" to accompany what is a hilarious and quite beautifully written essay for GQ magazine, where he is a correspondent. Andrew, who has been a frequent contributor to 5280, has "graciously" allowed us to share these videos with you. He thinks they might serve as a nice Easter holiday-pick-me-up. Indeed. Brace yourselves.