Earlier this week, Westword reported that UFO Phil (aka Phil Hill), who has been abducted by aliens his "whole life," wants to build a giant pyramid on top of Pikes Peak. Phil recently took his pitch the Colorado Springs Gazette's "mountain whisperer" reporter with a videographer in tow to capture his plan for attracting flying saucers to the mountain—generating free, clean electricity for the planet. Check out more Phil clips on Funny or Die, and watch UFO Phil: The Movie on YouTube.