Size Matters

May 1995
For men only. Women and children are not allowed in this article. This is strictly a male thing. OK, now that it's just us guys here, we can talk frankly. Relax and pull up a chair. Smoke 'em if you got 'em, burp if you have to. Are you ready? Penis. There, I've said it.

Let's get it out in the open. Well, not literally.
Until recently, the word "penis" was not to be seen or heard. "Member" or "manhood" seemed to be the appropriate, proper terms in literature. Maybe I should have started this with: For Members Only.