Any media who get lost while in town will have only themselves to blame; the gift bags the DNC handed out to the press contain at least two dozen maps graphing all or parts of Denver. They also have numerous "green" reminders--including ones from those champions of conservation, Coca-Cola and AT&T--a Big Gulp-sized water bottle; two varieties of glucosamine-infused beverages (we journalists are notoriously unfit); useful items such as pens, breath mints, and hand sanitizer; and hopefully-not-too-useful items like an emergency band radio. Let the festivities begin.