All right, girls. Who wants to be an instant badass? Wednesday night at the Oxford Club, drop in for “Chicks with Kicks,” a free self defense class taught by local private investigator David Mowery of Case Sensitive Investigations. Mowery is a former police academy instructor and SWAT team sniper who can surely show us all a few good moves in case you get cornerd by a baddie. The class is free, but you will need to call the Oxford Club at 303-628-5522 to rsvp, or e-mail Marcy Eastman to reserve a spot.