This just in:

BRECKENRIDGE — A warrant was issued this morning for the arrest of former NBA star Dennis Rodman for failure to appear for arraignment on two traffic violations during a luxury car rally. … Rodman was stopped in a $250,000 Lamborghini July 26 on Interstate 70, near Frisco. He allegedly had been clocked at 98 mph, and initially did not heed troopers’ orders to pull over, sparking a full-scale pursuit of the man known during his playing years with the championship Chicago Bulls, and other franchises, as “the Worm.”

I think we’ve got ourselves the very next episode of Dog The Bounty Hunter.