What city tops all the others when comes to getting its freak on? Oh yeah, baby, you know it’s Denver. Or at least so says Forbes magazine, which just released its list of America’s Most Lustful Cities. The magazine’s lone criteria for defining lustfulness — contraceptive sales — seems a bit iffy, but, hey, at least we’re getting it on safely:

Denver topped the list with an index of 289, which translates into 189% more contraceptives sales than normally expected for a market its size. Other cities that ranked in the top 10 were Seattle, Washington, D.C. and Salt Lake City. Metropolitan areas one might expect to see ranked, like New York, Los Angeles and Las Vegas, had average or below average indexes.