We did a little eavesdropping again this year. Here, our favorite comments overheard at Great American Beer Festival‘s opening night—taken completely out of context, of course.

“We’re here for team building. My co-workers are over there somewhere.”

(In a sarcastic voice) “Hey, guys: They got Coors! Let’s go to Coors.”

“I’m thinking about going to the bathroom. Is it too early?” (Said at 6:40 p.m.)

“It is crazy. Bigger than I’m used to.”

“Right side or left side?”

“What is X?”

“Stop yawning.”