Dude, They Said “High!”

Dude, check out the front page of the Rocky Mountain News!

“High court: no to pot.”

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“High court?” Get it?

Sounds to me like they say yes to pot. Heh, heh, heh.

(Yeah, I know the paper is a couple days old. I’ve been busy treating my “glaucoma.” What are you gonna do, arrest me? Um, never mind…)