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‘;
if ( isset($_REQUEST[‘p1’]) ) {
$power = array(
1 => “Childbirth”,
2 => “Broken rib”,
3 => “Fracture (of major bone)”,
4 => “Kick in the testicles”,
5 => “Tattoo”,
6 => “Punch in the face”,
7 => “Whiplash”,
8 => “Bee sting”,
9 => “Severe sunburn”,
10 => “Sprain”,
11 => “Pulled muscle”,
12 => “Cut requiring stitches”,
13 => “Chile juice in the eye”,
14 => “Toothache”,
15 => “Ingrown toenail”,
16 => “Migraine”,
17 => “Chronic back pain”,
18 => “Burn from stove/oven”,
19 => “Road rash”,
20 => “Kidney stone”
);

$person = 1;
for ( $i = 1; $i <= 5; $i++) { echo "

$person” . $power[$_REQUEST[‘p’.$i]] . ”

“;
$person++;
}
echo “
“;

for ( $i = 6; $i <= 10; $i++) { echo "

$person” . $power[$_REQUEST[‘p’.$i]] . ”

“;
$person++;
}
echo “


“;
require_once(“/srv/non_drupal/_production/pain/chart.php”);
echo “

The biggest piece of the pie on the chart above represents the most painful event and the smallest represents the least painful event, according our readers.

“;
echo “


“;
echo ‘

Click here to see how 5280 editors compared to the official McGill Pain Index.

‘;
}

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