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Police Looking for Elderly Ghost with Shovel

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For unintentional comedy, it’s often hard to beat composite sketches of people wanted for crimes. For example, take this picture found on 9News.com of what is supposed to be a 50-year old man. I say “supposed to be,” because it looks more like the ghost of an 80-year old woman. I sure hope police can track down this person, who was last seen — I’m not making this up — “wearing gray pants and carrying a shovel.” But they may have trouble getting leads, because if they go by this sketch, people in Boulder will be out looking for a missing cast member from “The Haunted Mansion.”

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