The Buttcracker!, Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret Tuesdays and select Wednesdays through December 23 | Details | Read more Escape to the clocktower underground for a side-splitting evening with four bearded drag queens known as the Demented Divas. With wacky revisions of festive classics, such as "The 12 Drinks of Christmas" and "I Want a Boob Job for Christmas," the Buttcracker! is a boisterous, one-of-a-kind affair, filled with skits, music, and comedy. More: Riverdance | Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat | The Comedy of Errors | Ameriville