First John and Janet, then Bill and Frances. But Kurt and Goldie? Gawker reports the tragic news:

Goldie Hawn is rumored to have taken up a close friendship with legendary cricket legend (betcha never though you’d see those three words in the same sentence) Imran Khan and Kurt [Russell], as a result of his distress over being ditched for, ahem, a cricket player, is making his costars cry on the set of his latest film, Sky High.

Say it ain’t so!