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Police Looking for Elderly Ghost with Shovel


For unintentional comedy, it’s often hard to beat composite sketches of people wanted for crimes. For example, take this picture found on of what is supposed to be a 50-year old man. I say “supposed to be,” because it looks more like the ghost of an 80-year old woman. I sure hope police can track down this person, who was last seen — I’m not making this up — “wearing gray pants and carrying a shovel.” But they may have trouble getting leads, because if they go by this sketch, people in Boulder will be out looking for a missing cast member from “The Haunted Mansion.”

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