This month, the NBA will broadcast its first-ever awards show, and with the Nuggets missing out on the playoffs yet again, Denver doesn’t figure to score a lot of prizes. Still, Colorado has a roster full of athletes whose feats over the past 12 months deserve some recognition, even if it’s not for victory in a traditional sense. Hence, 5280’s first (and probably not annual) Eclectic Labors Which Ambiguously Yielded Success awards—aka, the ELWAYS.