Kevin Larson wants to know your dirty secrets.

He now spends most of his time promoting parties and special events through his company, Kevin Larson Presents, but Denver’s reigning “king of polite porn” is known for his sexy theme parties and as the owner of the now-closed store called Pandora’s which sold lingerie and sexy toys.

Now he just wants to hear your hottest sex stories. It’s for research purposes, naturally, not just for cheap thrills; he says he is writing an educational book. Likely story? Maybe. But he’s giving away tickets to his annual Victorian and Fetish Ball to the guys and gals with the steamiest secrets to share. The bash is always a good bet for R-rated people watching (nothing too extreme is allowed — it is a public event, after all), so if you’re up to the task, send him your best at He’s promised to keep submitted stories confidential.