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“We’re here for team building. My co-workers are over there somewhere.”
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(In a sarcastic voice) “Hey, guys: They got Coors! Let’s go to Coors.”
“I’m thinking about going to the bathroom. Is it too early?” (Said at 6:40 p.m.)
“It is crazy. Bigger than I’m used to.”
“Right side or left side?”
“What is X?”