With close to 50,000 people at the Convention Center this weekend over-indulging for the Great American Beer Festival, there were bound to be some interesting soundbites. We collected them all in one place, completely out of context, for your enjoyment.

“Where do you work out?”

“I found my favorite pumpkin!”

“Fruit Loops are a good choice.”

“Dear liver: I’m sorry for the week I am about to put you through. Please accept my most heartfelt apologies in advance. #GABF” —@craftbeer

“Try to get the alcohol down.”

“I’m gonna have as many saisons as I can.”

“Must stock up on sleep now because looking at my #gabf schedule there won’t be much time for anything other than @craftbeer.” —@John_Holl

“What happened to your glass, bro?”

“We’re getting water.”

“My body is terribly confused as to why I’m not drinking right now. Thank you to the great people that make #GABF what it is.” —@codyhaskell

Photo: © Brewers Association

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