We used to worry about kids getting poison or razor blades in their trick or treat bags. Here’s a new one: A Boulder man has been charged with putting porn DVDs in kids’ bags on Halloween. Another strange twist to the story: The kids had an inkling the guy was up to no good so they trashed the DVDs.

The boys said they heard laughter after the man closed the door. Believing that the DVDs were bad and that they would get in trouble for having them, the two crushed the discs on the ground, the report said. One of the teens reported the incident to his grandmother, who called police. Authorities said Johnson later admitted giving the DVDs to the boys, but said he felt bad afterward and told officers he “didn’t know what he was thinking.”

Neither do we.